I know that it's fashionable these days to "tag your triggers," but seeing as how I founded this blog for the ultimate purpose of subverting trends in the twittersphere, I shall skip the trigger tagging and simply say that, if anyone reading these rambling rants has been making it a point to avoid the trending topic of marriage equality (which I fervently recommend against considering it will undoubtedly prove to be one of the defining Supreme Court cases of my generation), please, read at your own risk.
For those of you sensible enough to stay well informed, you can continue at your leisure.
