Okay, this is a little divergent from my normal fares on this site, but I need to get it out there into the vast reaches of the world wide web.
Do you ever get that feeling, when you're so tired that you become euphoric on your own exhaustion? It's the sort of feeling when, at 2 a.m. after a long day, you sit down to watch a mindless comedy like
Pineapple Express or anything Adam Sandler has ever produced and, inexplicably, you end up laughing your head off? Under any other state of consciousness, you know that you wouldn't find stuff like that funny, but you can't help but find it hilarious because you're just so frickin' tired?
Oh god, my fatigue makes me want to laugh at this...
Well, if you are familiar with this state of mind, answer me this: Do you ever get really angry when you're that tired? An insatiable frustration arises in you that you can only answer by falling asleep and waking up in eight hours thinking "Wow, why did I get so irrationally angry at Lando Calrissian for spending three years in Jabba's palace without freeing Han? I must have been really tired. Or high."
I had this feeling last night after a party that ran from 3 to 10 p.m. I was falling asleep at about 1 or 1:30, and I was just so angry at the universe. Why? Because quidditch doesn't exist. I brought myself to the point of tears because I was indescribably frustrated that I couldn't just hop on a broomstick and through the quaffle through one of the three goal posts.
"Why, God," I demanded. "Why would you create a universe where wizarding sports only exist in the depths of our imaginations? Please, please let me play quidditch, God! I need this. Just this one thing!"
Thank you for humoring my arguably broken sanity. I swear I won't post anything this weird again unless it's both weird and informative. Or funny.